Archive for the ‘Humorous’ Category

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This Will Give You A Laugh!

Print or EmailTheDiscipleMD Scrolled across the top of the paper in my Mother’s beautiful cursive handwriting is a note which simply said: “This will give you a laugh.” She was right! REMEMBER, THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, BUT IT IS THE SECOND MOUSE THAT GETS THE CHEESE! EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DON’T GET SUCKED INTO […]

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When Thy Neighbor’s Dog Offends You!

Print or EmailTheDiscipleMd I don’t know who was the first to post a sign on their property warning us, but Paul of the New Testament was probably the first to write it down: “Beware of dogs…” (Philippians 3:2) And certainly the psalmist was thinking of me as I lie awake in bed each night  to the sounds […]

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Not Properly Fit For The Wedding

Print or EmailTheDiscipleMD A number of years ago, my third son was getting married. Since he was marrying a young woman from out-of-state, it fell upon me to order the tuxedos and to make sure that the proper sizes were ordered for the reception. Everyone was good about sending in their measurements. But to be […]

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The Peer Pressure Sandwich

Print or EmailTheDiscipleMD I don’t know why I should have been so reticent to go back into the convenience store and say I made a mistake…but I was! I guess no matter how old you get you never get over your desire to not look foolish! It was an innocent mistake, yet one I wasn’t […]

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