Archive for the ‘Humorous’ Category

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A Professional Cut

TheDiscipleMD “I don’t understand it! I never have! How can a “professional stylist” make someone look so bad? How can they see me come in with my hair one way, and let me leave to the ridicule of the masses? Where is their heart! My haircut was so bad that my kids laughed at the […]

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Not Properly Fit For The Wedding

TheDiscipleMD A number of years ago, my third son was getting married. Since he was marrying a young woman from out-of-state, it fell upon me to order the tuxedos and to make sure that the proper sizes were ordered for the reception. Everyone was good about sending in their measurements. But to be safe, all […]

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I Kiss A Fool Everyday! (But I Still Love Him)

TheDiscipleMD The other day I was standing in line at the local grocery store. The cashier I got that day was rather “chatty.” She was a pleasant woman who looked to be around fifty. While she scanned my items, she never stopped talking, which is fine, I guess, except that she was not talking to […]

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The Perfume Of Pain (And Life’s Other Mysteries)

TheDiscipleMD It happened again the other day. An elderly woman passed by me and about knocked me off my feet with the powerful smell of her perfume. I couldn’t tell you if the scent of the perfume was delightful or not, because the force of it was overpowering.  I don’t know what the name of that […]

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