Archive for the ‘Humorous’ Category

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I Kiss A Fool Everyday! (But I Still Love Him)

TheDiscipleMD The other day I was standing in line at the local grocery store. The cashier I got that day was rather “chatty.” She was a pleasant woman who looked to be around fifty. While she scanned my items, she never stopped talking, which is fine, I guess, except that she was not talking to […]

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The Perfume Of Pain (And Life’s Other Mysteries)

TheDiscipleMD It happened again the other day. An elderly woman passed by me and about knocked me off my feet with the powerful smell of her perfume. I couldn’t tell you if the scent of the perfume was delightful or not, because the force of it was overpowering.  I don’t know what the name of that […]

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My Life As ‘A Lemon Tree’ Paratrooper

TheDiscipleMD When I was just a lad of ten, my father said to me, Come here and learn a lesson from the lovely lemon tree. Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat. (‘Lemon Tree’, Peter Paul and Mary, 1962) Although the […]

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The Peer Pressure Sandwich

TheDiscipleMD I don’t know why I should have been so reticent to go back into the convenience store and say I made a mistake…but I was! I guess no matter how old you get you never get over your desire to not look foolish! It was an innocent mistake, yet one I wasn’t willing to […]

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