This Will Give You A Laugh!

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TheDiscipleMD

Scrolled across the top of the paper in my Mother’s beautiful cursive handwriting is a note which simply said:

“This will give you a laugh.”

She was right!

REMEMBER, THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, BUT IT IS THE SECOND MOUSE THAT GETS THE CHEESE!

EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DON’T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES

I’M NOT CHEAP, BUT I AM ON SPECIAL THIS WEEK

DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM

AMBITION IS A POOR EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH SENSE TO BE LAZY

IF YOU AIN’T MAKING WAVES, YOU AIN’T KICKING HARD ENOUGH

SIGN ON MATERNITY CLOTHES SHOP: WE ARE OPEN LABOR DAY

SIGN IN AN OFFICE: WE SHOOT EVERY 3RD SALESMAN, AND THE 2ND ONE JUST LEFT

THE ELECTRIC COMPANY: WE WOULD BE DELIGHTED IF YOU SEND IN YOUR BILL. HOWEVER, IF YOU DON’T YOU WILL BE!

OPTOMETRISTS OFFICE: IF YOU DON’T SEE WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

Ecclesiastes tells us there is a time to weep and a time to laugh. (3:4) I fear we don’t take enough time to enjoy the blessings that come with laughter. Here’s to the joy of doing it, and the need we have of harvesting it in our lives. A good clean healthy laugh is an elixir for the body and soul.

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