I hope someone, someday, never says about my wife and me, “They’re so cute!” That’s when you know that your manly days are over. Pack it up and mail it in. You are no longer worthy of being called a ‘power’ couple, ‘ stunning’, or a ‘gorgeous couple! No, you’re now being seen as ‘cute.’ Which equates with ‘old’ and just so ‘squeezable.’ “Aren’t they adorable!” I never want to hear those adjectives to describe me and my wife!

So, my message today is concise. My wife and I are still the ‘power’ couple that is stunning! We are still gorgeous! We still stay up till one am, laughing and talking about our day’s important work. We are admired and respected whenever we go. I can’t remember what else we are, but I know we are not ‘cute.’ So, if I ever hear any of you call us that, I’m not sure what I’ll do, but it will be something manly! Like, give you a puzzled look, or something worse, maybe a grumpy frown. So don’t go there! Because…well…who knows what could happen. Probably, I will say ‘Thank you’ and be on my way. After all, that is what a ‘cute’ old guy does!